a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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