It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it's great music for shaving your balls
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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