Buhtt sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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