false alarm. still invincible.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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