Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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