I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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