Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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