Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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