I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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