hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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