Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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