plz talk dirty to me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
