Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
