Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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