If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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