Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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