I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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