Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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