if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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