Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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