i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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