I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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