Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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