CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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