i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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