It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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