whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
