did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
now i know why i became what i already was.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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