dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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