Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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