Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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