Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im about as happy as oj after his trial
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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