so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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