We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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