the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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