I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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