I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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