we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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