Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I could make wine with my vomit
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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