I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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