Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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