He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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