They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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