NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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