Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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