Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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