Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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