why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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