Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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