That's intense
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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