do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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