garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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