I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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