Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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