when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
