So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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