He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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