He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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